The Wet Nurse
M. and I were in Babies 'r Us the other day and Finn needed to nurse. M. headed to the Mothers Room to change the boy and I went to the bathroom. A woman was there nursing her son and the following conversation ensued:
Woman: Oh, is he yours?
M.: Yes.
Woman: Is he your first?
M.: Yes.
Woman: Oh, he has his mama's nose!
M.: silenty smiles
At this point I walked in and proceeded to whip the boob out and feed the boy.
We've been wondering what the woman must have thought. She was very nice and acted normal. This is the scenario I've come up with...
M. is an international porn star and her breasts are worth a lot of money. She wants her child to have the benefits of breast milk but doesn't want to ruin her breasts with breast feeding. So...I'm the wet nurse!
He he. Funny.
posted by Sacha @ 5:40 PM
4 comments
4 Comments:
Hilarious!! I would've loved to know what as going through her head!!!
Amber
thebabybug.blogspot.com
LOL very cute- it made me laugh out loud! :)
She might have been thinking that either you used M's brother as the SD or you stimulated yourself to lactate so you could both nurse. That's what I'd be thinking at least. Either that or I'd be thinking "Well there's a classic foot-in-mouth situation." ;o)
lol too funny. hope you all feel better.
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