Wednesday, January 02, 2008

It's a Twister...

Finn has a way of dismantling a room in a matter of minutes. We've taken to calling him Finnado, similar to Tornado but marginally less destructive.

This is how it goes.

Finn's Room: Pull out toys, dump toy basket, flip over Finn stool, bite letters, open and close door, pull books out of bookshelf, chase cats, proceed to...

Hallway: pull up on drawers, squat down, up...down...up...down...hey, outlet (mommy or mama remove Finn from outlet), paint cans...up...down...up...down...proceed to...

Bathroom: pull down toilet paper stand, unroll toilet paper, find bath toys and dump them on floor, pull up on bathroom cabinet, squat down...up...down...up...down...proceed to...

Vacuum: I love you vacuum. You're my best friend. You understand me. Clomb over. Pull up. Squat down. Up...down...up...down...one more time for good measure and proceed to...

Kitchen: climb in dishwasher, throw dishwasher rack, chase cats, pull items out of the recycling bin, eat them, chase squashed milk carton around floor, pull up on water stand, squat down...up...down...up...down...crawl under table, finger heat register, chase cats and now...

TIME FOR BREAKFAST.

NAP NOW!

One 17.5 pound boy can pretty much destroy our house in not that much time. The Finado hits pretty much on a daily basis.

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