The Couch Lady

DtD has been having a Couch Saga. It started with his brand-new couch that arrived broken. Usable but broken. In steps The Couch Lady. The Couch Lady's job is to run around Seattle and fix couches. She's been supposed to fix DtD's couch for the last couple months but for one reason or another the appointment keeps getting put off.

Today's the day that The Couch Lady will finally arrive to fix the couch. The same day we start insems. And she's coming in the morning, right after we pick up the little nearbabies.

I was talking with DtD yesterday and sensitively suggested we could pick up the semen before The Couch Lady arrives so he wouldn't be distracted. And he says...

"Oh, I could probably do it while she's here."

He he! Um, he has expressed, on several occasions, that he feels COULD NOT manage to masturbate in our house. Keep in mind that any masturbation would occur with us taking a walk around the block. But he can maturbate with the COUCH LADY in his house. Funny, funny boy.

M. is determined that DtD WILL masturbate in our house this cycle. I think she's feeling a little competative with The Couch Lady.