Tuesday, February 28, 2006

New Baby Name Idea

Name your baby after your favorite spam author. Here are a couple of my current faves:

Rosalijah
Sydney Ho
Cal Lemire
Snuffers S. Mullen
Chester P. Sinclair (who wants me to buy Cialis)

Imagine the story you can tell your child:

Mommy? Where did you get my name?

Well, there was this email about penile implants...or was it the man from Nigeria who had 60 million in a bank in Switzerland and needed my help to get it out?

Any other good names out there?

7 Comments:

At 2/28/2006 5:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Love it! I just got 2 emails from Tempestuously I. Bestirs. Don't know how our kid would feel about that name but it sure provides a simple answer to the last name issue!

 
At 2/28/2006 6:35 PM, Blogger Lo said...

That, my friend, is brilliant. It inspired me to dig through my virtual trash (in my email) to find the following names:
-Peel4excite
--Adolf Doherty (some weird ethnic stuff going on there)
--Brittney Hart (no comment)
--Doss (short and sweet)
--Eveline Tolbert (I get a lot from this name)
--Jerry Kerry (again...that one speaks for itself)
--Kelley Sneed

I will stop there, since we weren't planning on quite that many children...

 
At 2/28/2006 8:02 PM, Blogger charlotte said...

I like Neely Overton.

 
At 3/01/2006 9:48 AM, Blogger M. said...

Too many that I must share with you. And these are just TODAY's highlights! Gosh, how do I begin to choose?
-Sidony Tufts
-Groundwork J. Kinking
-Marjolaine Krick
-Carson Cash
-Max Groves
-Lee Little
-Jerri Persons
-Mildred Flores
-Ahmad Bergman
-Geraldine Fair

 
At 3/01/2006 12:17 PM, Blogger Calliope said...

dang- I am missing out. Apple totally blocks the spammers.
I'll just offer up my word verification: svitu

 
At 3/01/2006 9:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

My favorites (just from today, mind you) are Maudie Marmo, Cruz Calvert, Boris Garza, Noora Sliger (NOORA SLIGER!), and Max Kwok.

 
At 3/01/2006 9:55 PM, Blogger Sacha said...

I have submit one that came in today: Bellicosity O. Ladyfinger. Ohhhhh, baby.

 

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