Cycle 8: Stinking Like Sperm or That's some Tasty Porn
I maintain that I don't mind semen when it's fresh. It's when it sits in your vagina (M. is relieved I didn't say 'twat') that it starts to smell what I call "um, NOT like ME." Sperm stank!Cycle eight has started. So many GOOD things have happened that I'm having a hard time maintaining a blase, hopeless, apathetic attitude. We even got a larger than usual donation today, which means it must have been some truly tasty porn.
Hope is back in full force.
posted by Sacha @ 3:21 PM
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FX for you two! Love the image. I actually work in porn as a computer programmer (db stuff, not *creating* the porn). Oooh good times. So if your guy ever needs a hookup to get things going, let me know. ;)
I don't really know what sperm smells like. Ours came washed and was put in a cathedar for an IUI. Never had to deal with the stuff ever. Sounds like that's not such a bad thing.
With everything working out the way it has, it's hard not to think that the timing is just right. I'll keep sending you both some BFP vibes.
Our boy has a very healthy porn habit, so I'm sure he would love free porn. He he. It would be like manna from heaven. I think gay boys and their porn habits are really, really funny.
The smell (& texture) depends on how healthy the donor is (ours is very healthy) and really, your own tolerance for it. For some people it's bad, and I can tell you that the crotch whiff the next day is a bit...ewwwwwww.
Damn, I'm in such a good mood. Only a large natural disaster could ruin it!
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