Happy Anniversary to Us!

Thirteen years.

And what does The Anniversary mean? Why, sex, of course :) And a nice brekkie out at the hotel we stayed at on wedding night #1. And a cheesy moment in the car where I told M. she's the most beautiful woman I know and no one can compare. It's been a nice day.

More details on our Big Date last night:

DtD asked what he'd be expected to ejaculate into because if it was the syringe he'd "need at least a 10 cc, maybe a 20 cc" and "time to practice." I assured him that we'd provide a nice sterile specimen cup.

Then he explained to M. what an uncircumcised penis looks like using the same water snake analogy I'd given when trying to explain the foreskin to her previously.

(Aside: the first time I had to cath an uncircumcised penis I had to ask one of the gay male nurses for help - I had no idea what to do with the thing.)

Also found out that DtD and BF love House of Flying Daggers as much as I do. They proclaimed that Takeshi Kaneshiro (Jin) is "hot".

The continuing contract drama (aka, I'm really starting to hate lawyers):

We got the proposed changes and one provided a "eh, what the hell?" moment which sent us into a panic spiral for part of the afternoon. So I called our boy up and we discussed the details. Turns out his lawyer had misinterpreted what he said. I've realized that contracts need human touch behind them. You can't legislate everything. In this situation there has to be some trust between parties to make things work. I think the contract will finally be signed on Thursday. It feels like this entire exprience has been by the skin of our teeth.

Insemination details:

The earliest we'll insem is Sunday night. We're both working so it will be a stop and drop. If we start Monday it'll be at our house. DtD should call tomorrow to tell us when we can expect the test results back and my job is to discuss HOW we're going to do this.

You see, we have a small house, about 1100 square feet, one story. One bedroom is the sewing room. Another is ours. There's a bathroom in between. We thought about taking a walk but M. thinks I should be being 'prepared' while DtD masturbates. Which leads to the question...WHERE is this going to happen??? We are boy-ignorant so we have NO IDEA how this works. Can he just do IT on the couch? Should we pull out the hide-a-bed?

Any ideas? Suggestions? Your own experiences???

Becoming His Sex Nag:

I also have to tell DtD when he should and should not be having sex. According to our plan, he needs to have sex between now and Thursday. Then NO MORE. That's me, sex nag.

M. is back at work tomorrow and I'm planning to have a fun day being domestic. I swear I'll get back to short snappy posts once all this drama calms down.