Preapproved Lube

Our boy is back!

I went to the doc today for that last minute check-up and annual poke in the twat (M. is wondering why she ever let me lose on the internet as she reads this), er, pap smear.... What did I find out?

1. My cervix is not a Freak of Nature Cervix. Dr. G. said it's "a little anterior" but reachable (yes, I asked her).

2. My BP is lower than last year. Yahoo, thank YOU exercise and mostly vegetarian diet!

DtD has finally made his dr. appointment, a week from today. He and BF are going to lawyer on Friday to review the contract. We're going to try to sign it either this weekend or early next week.

Life is speeding up to a MILLION miles an hour again.

Next comes the fun stuff. We get to discuss the details of INSEMINATION #1. M. has declared that I must discuss the following with DtD:

• Do you need lube? If so, it must be PREAPPROVED lube
  
• Your BF cannot blow you.

M. has suggested a more polite way to breach item #2. is to tell DtD that saliva kills sperm and has declared that I should never use the term "blow" in his presence. Because he's a good boy. So good I actually feel bad using profanity around him. And I'm a bad, bad girl.