Back away from the sperm!!!
I called DtD this afternoon for one of our hour-long chats about pretty much nothing. And during this chat he tells me that he and BF were going to have coffee with another lesbian couple.What????
Thought #1: Hey, we're supposed to be their token lesbian friends.
Thought #2: Those bitches better not want his sperm. It's OUR sperm. BACK AWAY FROM THE SPERM!!!!
I was all ready to open a can of whoop ass on the unsuspecting couple. After all, don't mess with a crazed TTC lesbian's sperm source. But the lucky girls never called to make coffee date arrangements, DtD is miffed at their social faux paux and I could sit back and play the understanding friend.
Bwahahaha ha ha...
posted by Sacha @ 7:36 PM
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4 Comments:
Um, yeah.
Those chicks better not make a move on your sperm ;)
Where are your hands?????
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
The biological clock is the biological clock, it would appear. I am ready to approach men on the subway....
That's so funny, until I tell you that Kristin and I are sperm stealers. Yeah, that's right. Sperm stealers. Our donor offered sperm to us because he was already going to donate to another couple and so had already done all the thinking and deciding and what not. And it just so happened that we were ready right then and the other couple were still about 6 months out. So we started using him and then as they got closer and we weren't pregnant we could all see some problems. But then they went and had unprotected sex with their neighbor in a threesome and THEN told our donor that they wanted him to donate the "old fashioned way". And our donor, having seen the kind of preparation that Kristin and I had done for our baby, realized that this couple was not as ready as he felt comfortable with, and withdrew his offer of sperm.
And I felt bad for about 2 seconds. Because if he had agreed to donate the "old fashioned way" to them then we would have had to stop using him for safety reasons, and 4 months into the game that would have been just too hard.
if you need sperm
tomas_detorquemada@yahoo.com
please send a email I can give sperm if you can take care of the baby in a good way
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